Funny But Quite True

Before marriage, she expects a man.
After marriage she suspects him,
And after death she respects him.

There was this guy who told his woman that
He loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married - and now he is going through hell.
A man put an ad in the classifieds:“wife wanted.
”Next day, he received a hundred letters.
They all said that same thing: “you can have mine.”

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife,
You can be sure of one thing:Either the car is new or the wife.
It’s easy to tell if a man is married or not.
Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him.
If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

A man received a letter from some kidnappers.
The letter said,“If you don’t promise to send us $100,000,
I swear that we will kidnap your wife”
The poor man wrote back,
“I am afraid I can’t keep my promise but I hope you keep yours.”